Wednesday, October 21, 2009

Eiius!

Well I honestly did not intend to post for several more weeks, however...


Anonymous Clarence Teo said...

Eiius all stop making fun of ahlians okiies? My gf is a ahlian and shoo whats? FUCK UP STUPID AALTEAM.

CALL ME IF YOU NO HAPPY LA!
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3:57 PM



*Doubles over laughing*

Oh my goodness! Eiius want to pick a fight? Eiius want to beat us up? Is Eiius girlfriend like the one we mentioned above?

EiiusEiiusEiiusEiiusEiiusEiius worrrrx. It's almost as entertaining as the "boomz"


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At 8:44 PM , Anonymous Eric said...

That's so trivial. I can't beleive you're offended. LOL

 
At 9:59 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah. Petty

 
At 5:59 PM , Anonymous AALTeam2 said...

Are they offended?
I highly doubt it!
Rather, they are extremely amused by the ludicrousness of lian's alien language.

 
At 9:20 PM , Anonymous Supporter said...

Epic use of the picture. Good job AALTeam. -thumbsup-

 
At 10:21 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ahlian. Alian. alien.

 
At 12:29 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You sure he's a guy?
Like, OMG. Look at the way he twits.

 
At 2:00 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

That isnt' a liany's language, that's a bengy language, by Ah Bengs, Ah Lians bests friends/boy friends.

 
At 6:01 PM , Blogger Seah Sihui said...

I support aal team! Ah lians should be exterminated. :)

 
At 9:59 PM , Blogger JorDa'NerD™ said...

Eiius should all stop making fun of them. LOL!! nahhh this is awesome, two thumbs up :D

 
At 10:29 PM , Anonymous iselle said...

totally can't stand twits.can't imagine what will happen if a foreigner ask them for directions. XD

 
At 11:11 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

omg, you guys are just simply hilarious!!! KEEP UP THE GOOD JOB!!

 
At 5:58 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hey. Listen up, ah lians. Twitting is so not cool. I admit, i used to do that along with practically the whole lvl of sce 1 girls last year. But in the middle of the year, we stopped. It was simply disgusting. The cool thing now is to type in proper english. Serious. Twitting just proves that we are wannabes & dont know how to type properly, in other words, low class freaks. Ah lians, some say the real meaning of ah lians are japanese wannabes, others say chinese bimbos, american gangsters wannabes. Seriously, Singapore's younger generation of lians & bengs are so lame -.- Always want to act big, but when the police come, zhao ah! Its seriously gay shiat. Faggots man. If you guys wanna be cool, dont do it like how you all are doing now cos its really is loserish. I'll rather you all do it the american way. At least they dont seem like wannabes. Plus, nowadays lians are starting to buy the real deal like the chanel handbags, etc. But many people still think its fake, b'cos you are lians, & our impression of you is FAKE. & LOW. Sorry, but that's the truth. Suckers.

 
At 8:08 PM , Anonymous ELAINE!:D said...

comedy post.

 
At 12:16 AM , Anonymous SDF//Xero said...

I mean common man. Ah lians are retarded and well only sound awesome with our cocks in their mouths but their still human. Its like going lets set up an anti-black blog. As long as ah lians keep to themselves i don't see why you guys have to go on and flame the way they live. For some of them it may not have been a choice, they may have just been victims of circumstance. I don't have ah lian friends and i hate them as well but only if they bug me or my friends. Aside from that some ah lians are really nice. Im guessing.....

 
At 12:55 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, in my opinion, no ahlians are nice. Since they are referred as ahlians, means they are ahlians! I doubt there's any ''nice'' or ''bad'' ahlians because they're all the same anyway. Even if they were a hell load better than the majority, their attitude would deteriorate from the constant mixing with ''bad'' ahlians. well, this is just my opinion. Some people might not agree with me :>

 
At 4:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol. Love this blog! all the stuffs about ah-lianism is so true that any pathetic attempts made by the "defenders of ah lian" to argue just further proves your point XD
Long live AALTEAM & Down with the ah lians!!
Looking forward to your next post =)
ps. I'm so glad i hardly go to Bugis street. ah lians hurt my eyes and ears and disgust me so much that my IQ runs off screaming.

 
At 2:26 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/stomp/sgseen/caught_in_the_act/269204/school_takes_action_against_girl_who_bragged_about_shoplifting.html

You should watch this, Ahlians have been proven that they lack intelligence as well.

 
At 2:27 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://singaporeseen.stomp.com.sg/stomp/sgseen/caught_in_the_act/269204/school_takes_action_against_girl_who_bragged_about_shoplifting.html

 
At 8:27 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah. There are no such things as 'good' or 'nice' ahlians. They are all the same if not why are they called Ahlians? Ahlians should just wake up and change! People who twit need to change too. It is so disgusting. I just can't stand those people who twit. Eradicate ahlians and everyone will be happy. ^^

 
At 8:31 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aalteam, please update! You guys are so cool!

 
At 5:18 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Totally agree that i get annoyed seeing those small ah lians walking on the streets in hot pants and t-shirts and the ways they twit. However, they are still young. I believe that when they're matured enough to think, they wouldn't be acting in such ways.

 
At 1:04 PM , Blogger JIAHUI ! ™ said...

OMG the picture is a total EPIC WIN! Hah in your faces lians and bengs!

 
At 1:51 PM , Anonymous ♥FELI said...

laughs! this blog is pathetic. attacking ahlians. LOL! hilarious. if you guys hate ahlians so much, why bother? this is seriously stupid la. ahlian or no ahlian, who are you to comment on them? kids nowadays. too free. *shakes head*

 
At 2:42 PM , Anonymous ♥FELI said...

oh yes, got a comment? my blog is open 24/7. laughs.

 
At 10:04 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

That photo is such a hilarious representation of that quote. You guys are simply better haha

 
At 9:40 AM , Anonymous Reader said...

No point discriminating them.
Even by putting up this blog, doesn't mean that you guys can get rid of the entire ahlian population.
Even though i get irritated by their random laughing, attitude problems and their trying to be a bimbo vibe they give me. Doesn't mean that we can discriminate them.
They are human beings too, what right do we have to discriminate them?

 
At 10:56 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

dis site veli nais

but if itz possible, ken eiuu pls post sum moar ahlians' blog links pls so v can go spam kau them for itz entertaining value

tkvm (tenkiuvelimuch)

 
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At 8:45 AM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Eh, not happy with lians just ignore them, for what post pictures and whatsoever. Stalker? -_-

 
At 7:15 PM , Anonymous yunhan said...

wah leave your number thr!!!! i go call arh :)

 
At 12:41 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://exquisiteaffair.blogspot.com/

 
At 10:26 PM , Anonymous AALTeam2 said...

Just spam/prank call whoever is dumb enough to leave their number here :D

 
At 7:29 PM , Anonymous Twelfth said...

Youu guys nort happiie wit us being ahlians? Buay hua hi then call me larh, 6353 0000

 
At 8:38 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

siva here, nin lao bei...

hey young idiot chap, dare to call me and fire me la, 66180667, i make sure your head roll on floor if you dare cal me, you hate ah lian? my mother is ah lian bu also, your siva mother here to teach you lessons free!

 
At 11:57 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What is wrong with you seriously? You've been complaining and whining about the typical ah lian's bad english. Are you retarded or what? Take a look at your own language, did you even pass it back when you were in primary school ? O__O *GASPS~* DONT THINK SO~ What to do? And you STILL have the cheek to open up an anti-ahlian blog. You and your "buang" minions can hide behind the computer screen and type as much as you want, 'cause nobody can find you there you coward. Do you know what is more disgusting than an ahlian? buang nerdiies like you and your nonsense =) Hope you die an old virgin ^_^
Ohyah;

 
At 6:49 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Gosh.
I WOULD RATHER DIE AN OLD VIRGIN THAN FUCKING AROUND WITH GUYS EVERYDAY LIKE A WHORE. Seriously, ahlians are even cheaper than prostitutes in geylangs. At least prostitutes fuck for money. What about them? They give free sex to EVERYONE. And when i say everyone, I MEAN IT! God gives our virgin as a little "gift". And you lose it when you're 14 years old - some at 12 years old! Is this the way you respect god? Anyhow, i don't see any wrong with anti-ahlian's english, except with some occasional errors. Is yours any better? No? Than you shut your crap up. Ahlians sucks. Period.

 
At 6:50 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

And i know my english isn't very good. You don't need to correct me like one teacher. This is not school, nitwits.

 
At 6:57 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry for the previous tag.
Too many grammatical errors.
Here's the corrected one :
I WOULD RATHER DIE AN OLD VIRGIN THAN FUCKING AROUND WITH GUYS EVERYDAY LIKE A WHORE. Seriously, ahlians are even cheaper than prostitutes in geylang. At least prostitutes fuck for money. What about them? They give free sex to EVERYONE. And when i say everyone, I MEAN IT! God gives us girls virgin as a little "gift". And you lose it when you're 14 years old - some at 12 years old! Is this the way you respect god? Anyhow, i don't see any wrong with anti-ahlian's english, except with some occasional errors. Is yours any better? No? Than you shut your crap up. Ahlians sucks, period.

 
At 5:30 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Do such things as god exists in this world. Please lah.

 
At 5:37 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Please, are you even virgin in the first place. How you know, your mother or grandmother one of them? Oh, you been to a brothel before? Huh, how you know. You accepted it once? Hey, your sister or cousin lost it? Does god even exist? Wow, I dont really care ya know. They use provocative words, people not happy just talk back. Woah, who are you to judge our english?

 
At 5:43 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wtf?
I don't understand what the fuck you're talking about. Did i even judge your english in the first place? No, i didn't. It was others who criticized aalteam's english first okay? Get your facts right. Yeap, of course i AM a virgin! What about you? HAH, i wouldn't be suprise you ain't. Fyi, i'm still schooling. Of course i ain't like any typical lians who lose their virgins at a such young age! And no, sorry, i haven't been to a brothel before. Maybe you did? I ain't interested in visiting one too. Yeah, i ain't happy. I've replied. Now it's your turn.

 
At 5:54 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

What the crap?
I dont understand why are you barking here.
I said 'our', not 'my'.
It was aal criticising ahlian's english first.
Nah, you get yours right.
What a surprise you are still a virgin.
I am one too.
Too bad.
No wonder you are one of them, keyboard warrior.
Aw, you met some of them?
Too bad, I am decent enough to prevent myself from having even half a step into the brothel.
Not my problem if you are not interested.
So? Not happy and then you become keyboard warrior?

 
At 5:56 PM , Anonymous Alexi said...

Oooooh, a bunch of keyboard warrior. Reuben, Im so 'scared'.

 
At 5:57 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Keyboard warriors*
Must correct because such losers pick on tiny details like that.

 
At 6:10 PM , Anonymous Alexi said...

For heaven's sake. How people spell you care? So much free time for such things might as well find a job and earn money. Create such a blog, ally narrow minded people such as you three and post about Singaporean ahlian's shortcoming fun is it? And mind you, this is the internet. Which means that everyone from around the world can view it. You want people from other countries to see the bad side of singapore and hence, they discriminate more? Childish, tsk.

 
At 6:10 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Laughs, what about you? Your profile wrote that you're a male. But your pictures are female. Ummmm, are you both?! :D Being a keyboard warrior is so much better than being a loser in the real world. Being looked down on in the real world. Can you deny the fact that ahlians english are bad? You can't! But i can deny the fact that aalteam's english are bad.

 
At 6:11 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow, did i even corrected her english in the first place? Don't say it when i didn't do it, okay? Kid.

 
At 6:16 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Woah, you are blind? It is male, broad minded people can see that, unlike you narrow minded. Please, at least ahlians stand up for themselves in the real world. Unlike keyboard warriors, who cannot even fend for themselves in the real world. Ahlians' english are bad so? Your english is better than them and hence you come here, picking on their shortcomings? Is your brain that small?

 
At 6:16 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Please, did I even say that it was you? I only said losers. Or you are admitting that you are a loser?

 
At 6:22 PM , Anonymous Alexi said...

Hoho, even if you volunteered to correct it I will turn it down. I dont want a small brain to correct my english.

 
At 6:30 PM , Anonymous Arlene said...

Hey, aalteam 1 2 and 3, the three of you are small and puny in the real world and hence, barking here. Hm? If you said it isnt then too bad. It is quite obvious that you are small people who just act as if they are big. Since the three of you love to act, might as well join the media. Proberly they dont even want you.

 
At 6:31 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, i'm definitely not blind. You have long hairs - as long as girls. How can that be a male? You're mad. Oh no, they can defend themselves in the real world? That's the biggest joke i've ever heard in my entire life. Yes, they can, CURRENTLY. Wait till they grow up, they will be the ones suffering. They will be the ones that CANNOT defend for themselves because they don't have money. Money speaks in the real world. What's the use of having A LOT "brothers" and "sisters" anyway? THEY CAN DEFEND THEMSELVES? What a joke!

 
At 6:31 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

LOL! Even the circus also dont want them.

 
At 6:33 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hah. When there's SO MANY supporters here, none of you ahlians DARE to make a noise. Now, i'm the only one here and so many "wannabes" are appearing. This just goes to show that ahlians love attacking in large crowds. Yes, you have proven to me that you're a coward.

 
At 6:35 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Too bad. You sound as if you are.
Is there such law that males cannot have long hair?
Yes it can.
Naw, why must I be mad with such narrow minded people?
You bet they can. ^^
Nah, yours is the biggest.
Aw, you admit it yourself.
Im pretty sure they wont.
You are a physic? Can see the future? Ooooh~
To share talks with and chat with
Im sure they can, you joker.

 
At 6:35 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Too bad, they are not ahlians. They are just poly students. ^^

 
At 6:36 PM , Anonymous Alexi said...

Wow, we are ahlian? Do you even know us, much less judge us.

 
At 6:36 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Can someone translate what this man is trying to say? I don't get a single shit.

 
At 6:37 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

:o You got attacked by them once? Pity pity you, need tissue while you brood over your "hurtful" past?

 
At 6:38 PM , Anonymous Alexi said...

Oh, fyi. I am a girl. ^_^ You dont get a shit just because of a simple fact, I am not shitting. (:

 
At 6:40 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Sorry to disappoint you. I've never been attacked in my entire life before. Get your facts right before you leave nonsensical remarks. And i do highly think that you are wearing makeup in that blog picture of yours. Are you sure you're a boy? Or maybe you're a gay? Yes, i judge people. Can you deny the fact that you've NEVER EVER judged a single person in your ENTIRE LIFE? No you can't. Everyone judges. You're in no right to criticize me.

 
At 6:41 PM , Anonymous Arlene said...

Need tissue? I can send it to you, you know? Registered or postage? I dont want the tissue to be lost halfway during the delivery. ^^ I am very kind, I dont bite. (:

 
At 6:44 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Nah, every narrow minded singaporean disappoint me.
No need for you to inform me.
Aw, did you even mention that you were not attacked before?
That is your thinking.
I am a male, not a boy.
Aw, better than you sexless.
Im not in the position to comment if you judge others.
Getting worked up? Using caps?
Yes I cant.
So what if everyone judges?
I did not criticize you. ^^ I merely typed the truth

 
At 6:45 PM , Anonymous Arlene said...

Make-up? I have alot. You need it to act emo? Aw.

 
At 6:50 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Or you jealous your hair cant grow, hence picking on my hair length? Pitiful.

 
At 6:51 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I used caps to emphasis the words. Not getting agitated. Well, if you detest caps so much, i'll use bold. I'm glad you know that you've no rights to criticize me. And no, i have a gender. I'm a female. Just that you didn't know. HAH, you're judging me by saying that i'm sexless. Pot calling the kettle black, how dumb. Oh... so you're a male? When you're 13 years old? Don't make me laugh!

 
At 6:52 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, i'm just amused by how a schooling boy would have such long hairs..... Hmmm.....

 
At 6:53 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Typical ahlian thinking. Ahlians love to think that everyone in this world are jealous of them. How pathetic. Yeap, i like to use the word ahlian because you look like a girl!

 
At 6:58 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Yeah yeah, excuses. Up to you. oh, you have one? Of course I dont know, you didnt state your gender.
^^ Opps, should be nameless. Ooh, idioms. You have a dictionary beside you? Aw. In gender, male and female can be used.
Nah, no intentions of making you laugh. My hair and you care so much? Oh, your business is to go around, poking your nose into other people's business? Pity you.

 
At 6:59 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Nah, you showed that you are jealous. Not that I say so. You are more pathetic. ^^

 
At 7:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

So sorry. I would have to correct you again, little boy. By saying that you look like a little girl and your hair is super long, i'm criticizing you. Not poking my nose into your business. Omg, LOL. I just realise that by saying that someone is "Kaypoh" is also one of the typical habits of ahlians.

 
At 7:01 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Nameless freak. Dont like the name your parents gave you? *pity*

 
At 7:02 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Didn't you just said that i am jealous of you? Oh, you meant that some others type it?! Please please, little girl, use your brain to think before you leave any nonsensical comments here again.

 
At 7:02 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Aw, too bad. No kick towards me. ^_^Long hair then let it be, you showed that you are kaypoh. Not some false accusations, little girl.

 
At 7:03 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Awww. So now you're diverting the subject because you're at a loss of words? :) I'm super proud of my name my parents gave me. But i don't wish to let losers like you know who am i.

 
At 7:04 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Didnt you show that you are jealous of my hair? *shocked* Please nameless freak, think before coming back with a retarded comeback such as that.

 
At 7:05 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Tsk, excuses. Such a nice name and scared of others to know? Aw, I think it is a ugly name. Which will tell us that you are ugly eventually. Diverting subject? Oooh, you english teacher? :o

 
At 7:05 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA HA. And now you're using my words to get back at me, eh? Have you ran out of your brain juice? That you need to use my words? How sad. I'll provide you with another word - try using "nitwit" It will be a better effect.

 
At 7:07 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, sorry. I didn't show that i'm jealous of your hair. For god's sake. In fact, i am disgusted by how a little brat in singapore would have such long hairs.... Fyi, my hair is longer than yours. Jealous?

 
At 7:07 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Aw, I scared that nameless freak will be lost. Nah, I have better word to express you, numbskull.

 
At 7:09 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh wow! I'm impressed! Let's give this boy a clap for his awesome vocab!

 
At 7:09 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Oooh, change to a better words, brat? Still, it is lousy. Nah, I am contented with my current hair length. Ahlian to you too. Since you said that ahlians think others are jealous of them

 
At 7:10 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Aw, I dont need claps from narrow minded people. No thanks c(:

 
At 7:11 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Now you're correcting my english. Oh please, you have no rights!

 
At 7:12 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Naw, Im yusng your words on you since you are narrow minded.

 
At 7:13 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

using*

 
At 7:13 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

So, are you very open minded? I highly doubt so! An open minded person will respect both the ahlians and the anti-ahlians. You're on the ahlian side... Does it make you narrow minded too?

 
At 7:14 PM , Anonymous Justine said...

Long hair inacceptable? Oh boy, you sure is narrow minded.

 
At 7:14 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please don't make me laugh at your silliness, little boy.

 
At 7:15 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Nah, I disagree with the ahlians too. But, aal is going too overboard. Got problem with me helping the ahlians? :O

 
At 7:16 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did i say that it's unacceptable? I'm just laughing at him for having such long hairs. Don't put words in my mouth.

 
At 7:16 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Nah, you laugh all you want. I dont bother. Only retards laugh at such trival things.

 
At 7:17 PM , Anonymous Justine said...

You were criticising him for having long hair, people criticise just because they disagree. Wow, your english is sure weak.

 
At 7:18 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeap, you're helping the ahlians - that makes you standing at the ahlians side. You're not neutral - so you're not open minded too. This is what you said anyway!

 
At 7:19 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Oooh, so you dont agree they are going overboard? Aw, pity you. Dont even have a heart. Pity pity.

 
At 7:23 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

What an entertainment you are. *goes for a good laugh with Arlene, Alexi and Justine*

 
At 7:24 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

They have been trying to broadcast this to everyone : since the ahlians have posted their pictures on the net, they should be prepared that others would take their photos without permissions - this is what it is like in the cyberworld. I don't see any wrong with it. If they dislike people taking their pictures and criticizing them so much, just don't put it on the net.

 
At 7:25 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Mhmm, so? Not as if I disagree with that. ==

 
At 7:25 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for saying i'm good entertainment. You are one too.

 
At 7:26 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Then don't say that aalteam are going overboard.

 
At 7:26 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Aw, such a dear to accept. Good dog, want pedigree? ^^

 
At 7:27 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

What's more, they have already censored the photos. I have came across websites that post girls' pictures and it wasn't even censored - not even 1%.

 
At 7:27 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

By picking on their english until the point they are at now, it is sure overboard.

 
At 7:27 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Their problem, why care about it?

 
At 7:30 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA HA.
Please read this post : http://aalteam2.blogspot.com/2009/08/guest-post-psychological.html. Under the label of physical aggression.

 
At 7:31 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

The word “dog”- I don’t know why they have to use the word “dog” on everyone, be it friend or foe. They don’t call people baboons, morons, jackasses, etc. From the Freudian perspective of symbolism, I would hypothesize that it’s a reflection of their behavior:

- They mate like dogs (multiple partners)
- Run in packs (their endless lines of gans and jies)
- Bark a lot (the endless barrage of vulgarities and empty threats)
- Howl to the moon (emotional outbursts at night about being lonely and
unwanted by their family)
- Bitch bitch bitch (they are experts at that)
- Run off with their tails between their legs once they meet their betters

I've put it here - for your own reference. You're make me laugh, LOL

 
At 7:32 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Your point? ^^

 
At 7:33 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I don't have to elaborate further. You should be able to get my point.

 
At 7:33 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Oooh, then give me another animal which barks, other than a dog. -.-

 
At 7:34 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Oh, you think that I am able to get your point. :o

 
At 7:36 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

And your point is to say that soner or later I will resort to physical force? Too bad, I dont do bullying.

 
At 7:36 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

sooner*

 
At 7:38 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alright, seems like your brain is too empty to even get my message. For the benefit of you and me, i shall elaborate further. Basically, the writer meant that she doesn't understand why ahlians have to use the word dog everytime - they use it on anyone, be it a friend or a foe. Thus, the write concluded that they uses this word because it resembles them. Why? Because they mate like dogs (multiple partners), Run in packs (their endless lines of gans and jies), Bark a lot (the endless barrage of vulgarities and empty threats), Howl to the moon (emotional outbursts at night about being lonely and
unwanted by their family), Bitch bitch bitch (they are experts at that), Run off with their tails between their legs once they meet their betters. :D

 
At 7:39 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

So... is that why you call me a dog just now? HA HA.

 
At 7:40 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Aw, your brain isnt that filled up too. I called you a dog just because you bark and dont bite, like dogs do.

 
At 7:41 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Or you are trying to say that you are an ahlian? *gasp*

 
At 7:42 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Oh oh, when did english become barking? Cool. The whole singapore is barking! The whole world in barking! OMG, every humans have turned into dogs! Including you.

 
At 7:44 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

By picking on others' weak points, it is similar to dogs barking at people who are scared of them. Which you did.^^ Think before you come with another comeback please.

 
At 7:46 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Please ley, get your facts correct first then talk back. It seems like you're an idiot right now, replying to things that is completely irrelevant to my topic. Or
is it that your english standard is too poor that simple english facts you cant even understand and get it into your nutbrain ? How pitiful can you be, ):

 
At 7:47 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

State an example of me picking on others' weak points then. And no, i'm afraid you've got the wrong meaning of bark. Please check the dictionary before you make a fool out of yourself. For you own reference, i've copied out the dictionary meaning of bark - 1. the abrupt, harsh, explosive cry of a dog. 2. a similar sound made by another animal, as a fox. 3. a short, explosive sound, as of firearms: the bark of a revolver. 4. a brusque order, reply, etc. 5. a cough. Nope, i wasn't doing any of those. How sad.

 
At 7:48 PM , Anonymous Alexi said...

Barking ? Wow, it seems like there's a dog barking right now. Eeks, my ears hurts. Tsktsk. Eh, stop barking ley, I'm afraid that the whole of singapore's windows going to shatter.

 
At 7:49 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Wah, how come you know so much about the 'explanation' of dogs, etc uh ? Oh ya ! I forgot, you're one of it. Tsktsk. Dont sad ah ~

 
At 7:49 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, i do highly think that it is you that is making the fool out of yourself here. If you hate this blog so much, don't view it in the first place. As i've said, you have no rights to criticize my english because yours ain't any better. The situation here wasn't about language too. It is about ahlians' attitude - how sucky is their attitude. I bet little boys like you won't understand.

 
At 7:50 PM , Anonymous Arlene said...

Wow! Even done research on the meaning of 'BARK' ? You're indeed anxious to know the meaning of it as I bet, you're being called by people ?? Oh hw sad ):

 
At 7:51 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Oooh, now changing the topic into me criticising your english? Aw, I always talk like that. Unhappy then dont talk to me lorh. Tsk. View of not view is my problem right? Like you said, everything in the net is viewable by all.

 
At 7:52 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow. Why didn't you list out an example of me picking on others' weak points? Ha, losing me and you're getting your friends to help? No, i won't entertain them. They can howl for all they want.

 
At 7:53 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did i change the topic? No. It was my reply to your previous tag. It just came abit late.

 
At 7:53 PM , Anonymous Alexi said...

Their attitude? Aw, first post is already about 'euiis'. So it is about attitude? Highly unlikely.

 
At 7:54 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Hah. I bet you knw that singapore has freedom of speech. Hw can you stop me to talk ? ): Opening a blog which is utterly lame as i think that you're such a loser to blog & criticise behind ppl's back. Acting as 1 eng 'PROFESSIONAL' here & didnt even see hw many error mistakes you've done. So let's see, who's making a fool out of themselves now ? LMAO

 
At 7:55 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Browse through their archives - is it more on attitude or language?

 
At 7:55 PM , Anonymous Justine said...

Please lah, he didnt even ask us to help. We offered out of kindness. You unhappy because no one is helping you? Pity you.

 
At 7:56 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

So that's hw ah lians get your attention ya ? I think th ahlians should thank you instead for paying so much attention to them while you're just a timid rat hiding behind your screen & post whatever shit you like.

 
At 7:56 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

No, i am not acting like one english professional here. I do admit that my english is weak - i don't need you to tell me. My point is, yours ain't perfect so i believe you don't have the rights to criticize mine, get it?

 
At 7:56 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

And I dont really care about history. I only care what is on the front, the first. ^^

 
At 7:57 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Eh, dont howl ley. Machiam a dog crying eh. Hw i pity singaporean's ears to hear some dogs crying nw. Tsktsk.

 
At 7:58 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

For heaven's sake, did I even criticise your english? --

 
At 7:59 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Ain't you behind the screen now? Oh no.. Are you behind a wall? Or behind a door? Fancy saying me hiding behind the screen when you are behind one too.

 
At 8:00 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yes, you did. "Acting as 1 eng 'PROFESSIONAL' here & didnt even see hw many error mistakes you've done." Isn't this criticizing? :) One more, "Or
is it that your english standard is too poor that simple english facts you cant even understand and get it into your nutbrain ?"
Is this not criticizing? What a joke.

 
At 8:01 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Ohhh ! I stated my nice name given by my parents out while talking to you, this dog. Unlike you, who just post Anonymously without wanting ppl to knw you. Ain't that a act of a loser does ? HW SAD ): Or shall i call you a timid dog ? (:

 
At 8:02 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Hah. Did i even state your name that I'm critising your english for heaven's sake ? Read properly ley. Dont make me laugh.

 
At 8:03 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

And I already said, I talk like that,. Unhappy just dont talk to me, simple.

 
At 8:03 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Please don't twit when you're talking to me. You're making my hairs stand. Now, ain't you changing the topic? Right. Back to the topic. Ain't that criticizing my english? And you have the cheek to say that you haven't criticized my english.

 
At 8:04 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nono, you've got it wrong. Utterly wrong. I'm very happy you're talking to me.

 
At 8:05 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Lol, so you're trying to go back on your words? Oh please, you are replying to me. Any fool would know that you are - even a mentally retarded person. Or are you talking to a ghost? Hmm... maybe you're talking to a dog?

 
At 8:06 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Read properly ley. Did i 'twit' ?? HAH ! Nth more to say, so nw twisting to another topic. Tsktsk

 
At 8:07 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Oh yah, Im talking to a dog. Thanks for aiding me, dog. *feeds pedigree*

 
At 8:07 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Hair stand ? Ask them go down lo. Tsktsk. Hair stand tell me for wad ? Need me lend you dog comb to comb it down ? I've plenty of it you knw. HAHA !

 
At 8:08 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Do you know what's twit? Pea-brained kid. By twitting, it meant that you're adding additional letters in your words. Well, you ain't. But another way of twitting is that you leave spaces between your letters and your punctuation. This was what you said : "Ohhh ! I stated my nice name given by my parents out while talking to you, this dog. Unlike you, who just post Anonymously without wanting ppl to knw you. Ain't that a act of a loser does ? HW SAD ): Or shall i call you a timid dog ? (:" I spot a lot of words with spaces between punctuations :)

 
At 8:09 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

WA ! Admitting yourself's a DOG ? *Laughs. Thanks for that ya. Why nt change your name to DOG rather than using Anonymous ? Ain't that much more nicer & suitable for you ?

 
At 8:09 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You've just admitted that you are criticizing my english, little kid.

 
At 8:10 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Hah. Issit that your english is so poor that you need to revise on my spaces and punctuation? Oh, learn more ya (: Can get A star one ley.

 
At 8:11 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Lols man. Can't find any 'TWITS' in my words thus changing th facts to 'PUNCTUATIONS' ? This's my first time hearing. WHAT A JOKE.

 
At 8:12 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You are criticizing my english again. Now, do you still have the cheek to say that you have not criticized my english? And after i've written a long comment saying why ahlians love using this word, "dog", you are still using it like nobody's business. Do you know that only ahlians have such level of intelligence? You're making yourself look childish by replying me in singlish. You're making yourself look like an utter fool.

 
At 8:14 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You don't know that by having spaces in between your letters and punctuations are twitting? I'm glad i've thought a little boy something. Now you know already. (:

 
At 8:14 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Taught*

 
At 8:14 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Dog, your english is worth criticizing. I've to help you improve ya ): Afraid that if you continue with your current english standard, you can't survive in singapore man. Tsktsk

 
At 8:16 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Dog this word worth for me to use. Because you ARE a dog ): Hw sad ~ Wa, using singlish against th law ? I doubt so. You wanna compare your self-proclaimed PERFECT eng, I'll play along with you.

 
At 8:17 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Alright, i'll be mean this time round. At least i type in proper english in each and every comment of mine. What about yours? Mother-less child. Are you deprived of mother love - and that's why you enjoy calling people a dog? You are contradicting yourself so much. I have no idea why you can communicate with me if i'm a dog ( as you claimed. )

 
At 8:18 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Wow. Spacing in between is called TWITING ??? First time hearing then. I guess MOE need to retrieve back all their english passages then. ALL ARE TWITTING LEY. HOW CANZXZX

 
At 8:21 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

C'mon. I thought you wanna be mean? Why are you trying to reason with me again? Kid?

 
At 8:22 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Thanks then. My mum gave me tons of love that I can't even stop having it. Jealous? No mother-love means that I love calling ppl dog ? Well, it's you th one admitting. At least, my comments makes sense. Unlike yours, just wish to flip out whatever things that you can find to say. Ran out of english vocab to use ? I can teach you, you knw ? (:

 
At 8:23 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Aw, natural. unhappy then bark lorh.

 
At 8:24 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

So, you're a dog ? I'm a human being. Why keep barking at me ?? I'm irritated to dogs you knw ? Oh no. Hw can a dog reply to humans ??? Wow, what a scary 'dog' indeed.

 
At 8:24 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

You know what? I saw your mother in geylang a week ago, working. Too bad she died yesterday. Or i would've introduced my grandfather there. Heard that her cb can hold Mas selamat's head. Sooooooo big!

 
At 8:25 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

WA ! Thought you said that you hate those vulgarities that came out from ahlian's mouth ? WHY NW YOU SAYING 'CB' THIS WORD ? AH LIAN WORXZXZ

 
At 8:26 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Using vulgarities ain't the act of ahlian. You still wanna play?

 
At 8:28 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Then you knw what ? I saw your mum a couple of days ago, mating with an indian guy. Haha, I should've introduce my whole relatives of UNCLES to go. Such a wasted chance to let your mum have some 'fun'.

 
At 8:29 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I know you deprive of mother love, wanna seek attention here. Miss your mother so much, go kill yourself then! Can have a happy reunion. Singapore don't need no-manners brat like you who likes to force people to spill vulgarities out before you stop - bitch.

 
At 8:29 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Don't blame me to be mean. You forced me to. You started it first. Need not deny.

 
At 8:30 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

I'll play along if you want to. You're just making me feel so satisfied to reply you. HAHA. Wow, vulgarities? I have mine, go and munch some cocks you old whore.

 
At 8:32 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Deprive of mother-love need to kill myself ? Wow, or are you telling me that you don't have a mother to provide you love ? Pity you. Haha, I did not force you to rant out vulgarities, since you said that your english is so good that you're commenting in 'PROPER ENGLISH'. Then why came out vulgarities ?

 
At 8:33 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Hahaha. Sorry oh i rather eat ice cream then munch corks man. I whore you what? Ah? Changi ducks? Laughs. I started it first? You are mad, you dog. Whose the one calling people dog? Huh? You dog, dog. DOG. You son of the bitch. Your mother cb kena cut by my grandfather alr. Wanna play? Add me up at undefined-x@live.com, mathafucker. I'm so willing to play with you. Not interested in dirty-ing aalteam's blog.

 
At 8:33 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

No more vocab to use, hence resorting to vulgarities ? 'YOU'RE SUCH A GOOD ENGLISH PROFESSIONAL'.

 
At 8:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I like to come out with vulgarities? How? Because it's the only way to make wannabes like you shut the crap up.

 
At 8:34 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Have you added my msn? Coward? You think i'm afraid of ahlians like you? Singapore have police. Singapore have law. C'mon, track me down. Huh?

 
At 8:36 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I didn't like to insult others - you simply made me cannot control my anger. Everyone have feelings, everyone will get angry. You've gone over my limits.

 
At 8:37 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

I've added you, timid dog. It seems like a timid dog is afraid to accept me & talk.

 
At 8:38 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Thanks for adding me. I'll check it out.

 
At 8:39 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

TALK SO BIG, NW SCARE LIKE HELL HUH ?! ACCEPT LA

 
At 8:41 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I ACCEPT ALR LAH, KNN.

 
At 8:41 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

YOU YOURSELF APPEARING OFF, DOG.

 
At 8:51 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Somehow, i think i'm being super low-class by scolding others' mother. Sorry for those tags... Hopefully, aalteam will do me a favour by deleting them.. Not saying sorry to the kid, but to aalteam for dirty-ing your comments box. I'm not ill-bred. Just that i couldn't control my anger. Sincere apologies.

 
At 9:31 PM , Blogger Seemin said...

If Blogger installed a Like button. I will press that button for each and every one of your posts.

 
At 10:08 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://www.meheartsyouszxc.blogspot.com/ <<< ahlian

 
At 10:54 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Joke of the day. Spoke some vulgarities, created a new email acc, put a fake picture and you trust that i'm an ahlian, haha. This just goes to show that ahlians have small braims :D

 
At 10:55 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Btw, i'm the girl who quarrelled with ReubenLim. :D

 
At 12:41 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

http://silverbride.tumblr.com/
http://l-uvbites.blogspot.com/
http://exquisiteaffair.blogspot.com/

 
At 8:34 AM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Yeah yeah, an old grandmother posting link for others to become popular. Lynn, you are so "kind". ^_^

 
At 8:35 AM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Such a good advertiser. You work as sales person ah? :o

 
At 8:36 AM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

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At 12:08 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

gong simi ljw? create new email, speak vulgar, put fake picture. Wow! *claps* Good impersonator uhs. (: Carry on, carry on. Soon you can make it to the headlines of every newspaper known, considering the fact if your face is pretty enough to look at.

 
At 12:36 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Anyway, got a post dedicated to you, yes you impersonator, at my blog. (: Dont know what link? Aw, I give you. (: http://reuben-lrb.blogspot.com/

 
At 11:36 AM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

I argee with you about ahlians, but ahlians' 'colour' are not pink but black and not all people who reborn hair are ahlian

 
At 2:15 PM , Anonymous Joshua said...

Come’ on Reuben Lim, I just happen to read all the conversation between you and Anonymous.

I was laughing at your infantile behavior remarks. You think you sounded "professional" by "shooting back" to Anonymous? Nah, it makes people think that you're a wretched child who wants to seek attention here.

And for your information, Anonymous' English is so much better than you. Yours are simply twits and Singlish. (:

 
At 10:29 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Is REBOND la -.-

 
At 8:03 AM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

No one asked for your comments Joshua. Just keep it to yourself, I dont need it. Want comment? Add Lynn and suck up to her.

 
At 8:05 AM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Rofl, do you seriously think that Im the only one behind this computer screen of mine? Get real. -_- Keep on sucking up and licking Lynn's boots, you are sure doing a FABULOUS job. ^_^ Good job baboon. Keep it up, dont let your "talents" go to waste. Good job!

 
At 10:10 AM , Anonymous De Maitre said...

Guten Tag!

My God, who on earth cited me. Let me clarify that I write to criticize ALs on the whole, I don't do "personal" sessions unless an AL invites me to do so and I have the time to entertain her.

By the way, to the "Anti-ReubenLim" club. Why are you even BOTHERING to answer such shallow comments? It's quite obvious that Reuben is obscenely immature and a lamentable arsenal of vocabulary. I find it ironic that he shoots himself in the foot each time he accuses someone of being
- narrow (ok he’s more shallow actually),
- sexless (he’s not a gentleman so he’s sexless as far as I’m concerned),
- jealous, a virgin (probably no one wants him so he has to side the ALs to get their favor) and
- uses the word “DOG” (I already said it’s a basal trait once and I’m not going to repeat myself).

 
At 10:27 AM , Anonymous De Maitre said...

Dear ReubenLim,

I think you're just another attention seeking joker. None of us here need to suck up to Lynn (whoever she is). If you have the terminatory to mention “freedom of speech”, I’m sure you’ll understand that it works both ways. You are just as free to show off your remarkably shallow depth of thoughts, the way AAL team are free to express their disdain for the ALs. I’ll only agree with you that their methods could be cleaned up.

However, in view of the fact that liannies paste up thousands of photos from their camwhoring sessions all over the internet, they created the risk of getting their pictures defaced liberally on cyberspace. So beyond the term “serve them right”, I have nothing else to say. But I would prefer it if the pictures were to be sufficiently censored and personal links are not posted up (something AAL team has neglected to do so on a few occasions).

By the way, this blog is openly criticizing ALs IN FRONT of them. =) Everyone can see it!

Furthermore, it is a lot more “decent” to criticize them as a group rather than singling out individual girls on the street! That would be plain evil and inconsiderate (it’s just as bad as asking a lady if she’s pregnant when she’s merely fat). Furthermore, you risk being attacked in public by enraged female. Haven’t you heard? “Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned”.

P.S. And I can tell you are losing the argument because you are throwing out the word “DOG” very liberally. Please understand that the people here are merely patronizing you because they are definitely more logical and rational than you are. Don’t argue for the sake of arguing, you don’t make sense most of the time.

Cheerios,
DM

 
At 12:57 PM , Blogger ReubenLim said...

Dear De Maitre,

Wow, joker? Lynn is that anonymous girl. Express their disdain, they can do it much more discreetly, rather than posting something such as this out loud on the net, which others can view it.

They post and you get the pictures? It is true that you censored it, but why leave behind their names? Cloudie, etc. It is akin to letting them know that it is them and no one else, so why must include their name? Take it that I took your picture, include your name at the bottom, regardless it is your nickname or what. How will you feel? You will feel ashamed to meet people. Imagine someone did this, and you went to somewhere crowded. Then someone pointed and shouted that he saw your picture at a blog with alot of ugly comments. You feel bad dont you?

Criticise ALs, might as well anger them face to face. For what post it on blogs? For your safety just because you trashed someone's name? It is also very much childish. Why not settle it better by spreading sms, letting them know their wrongs rather than telling them on the net, knowing that millions can view it. It is similar to washing your dirty linen publicly.

I dont really care if I am attacked by an enraged women. As long as she asked for my reply and I replied her, why should I bother about my so-called safety? Offending a women is worse than offending hell's wrath? I dont really bother if the other party is women or men, whether if I offended them or I didnt. I just spoke the truth, which comes straight to the mind and I dont beat around the bush, just because I am scared of someone. I am disgusted by such acts.

P.S. I didnt ask them to humour me. They gave in their comments and I reply, it is right. If I just ignore them, I might as well say, " Oh, I'm in the wrong. " Wow, 3 letters D-O-G and I just lose the argument? Fine then, why not give me an animal which can whine and bark. There isnt any as only dogs bark. So might as well call them dogs, baboon is wrong as they neither whine nor bark.

And you are saying that personal links are not put up? Wow, they indeed isnt put up at the posts. But they are put up at the comments page, which belongs to this blog. There isnt any wrong saying that their links are being put up at this blog. Might as well prevent search engines from crawling this blog, along with other blog. It can just prevent others who dont know about this blog to know that such blog exists.

For what you may ask, for reputation. If people were to know that Singapore has ALs taht speaks bad english, it tarnishes the reputation as people will think that Singapore isnt that nice after all, and this group of people spreads to their friends, etc. Might as well cut it off but you can continue criticising them, but even more discreet.

I used narrow as there is no better word to describe a girl who thinks that boys with long hair might as well be a girl. I used sexless, and it is already quite polite to use towards a girl who commented that I dont look like boy when I have long hair, which isnt very long. Jealous and virgin, pfft. She commented so much on my hair, saying that she is jealous is quite okay also, or I could just ask her to cut it for me? -,-

Used virgin because no one wants me and side with ALs to get favor? Fat hope, it is cheapskate to do such things. Using dog and can just deem that one is an ahlian? It is meaningless. Might as well call someone AL when they scold bitch. Whats more she said that she is waiting for my reply, it is right to reply someone when they say that they are waiting.

Bye.

 
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