Poser Twit - ~!%#@~&~- KKATH

HOORAH. We are back! This time we're featuring a true blue poser twit! This poser was highlighted to us by a anti-ah-lian who wishes to stay annoymous.

We took a little trip to this twit's friendster and boy, did we suffer.
Let me introduce you to our poser twit for the day, ~!%#@~&~- KKATH' !!! (name has been modified)

Her friendster profile is really quite short. But a picture is worth a thousand words, and in her case, one picture is worth...well, nothing actually. Not to me anyway since i puked out my breakfast and lunch upon looking at her photos and captions.

*Takes a deep breath to prepare for what's coming next*
Let's start on the photos.

I must say that this girl is really horny. Her photos (which i saw, sadly) were brutally taken by force by us from her friendster profile quite some time ago (we were all bickering on who was to blog about her) and when i checked today, she seemed to have taken down a few photos already.

Too bad we already have it. *evil smile* and hoorah again! For my excellent memory has once again proved worthy by remembering quite a bit of the quotes! So prepare ye eyes lads and lassie! Hereeeee's, ~!%#@~&~- KKATH' !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Her first photo is probably her nicest photo. Because you can't see her face and she's not doing any of the TOP10 poses. Plus there's a dog! :D

Don't turn away now folks! This is how our little miss poser twit looks like. (I shall call her LMPT for short)

Ah hah! This photo was taken down by her recently. LMPT here put a caption that went something like: "He tell me to take off my shirt" o_O golly-gee! No way in hell please don't do that i do treasure my eyes you know.

Oh this caption was horrible (Thank goodness she took it off her friendster. Too bad we have it here :D) This caption was something like this "...he unbutton my shirt" Okay. Time-out. My eyes have starting bleeding.

This one below had no caption but LOOK folks! It's the magic nose stud! :D

This caption read: " urghhs. same pose aqain. haha " Well DUH of course it's the same pose. It's in Ah Lians Cam-whoring Poses 101. Notice how she uses "q" instead of a "g"

AND! The answer to all your questions! Here's PROOF that she's a poser. This fella in the picture is SUPPOSED to be her *ahem* beloved laogong, named "Joshua"

We checked out his friendster account (most probably made by our dear LMPT) and guess what?! He only had ONE friend. :D And that ONE friend is our dead LMPT! Come on people even losers on frienster have at least 5 friends!

Here's his link: http://profiles.friendster.com/user.php?statpos=bc&uid=2108610X <-- i changed the last digit. :D You can go find out on your own. See now i DIDN'T give out HIS link!

Anyway, here is his very very interesting friendster profile.

Male, 87, In a Relationship
Interested In: Friends
Member Since: Aug 2005
Location: Singapore
Hometown: KAT.#
Company: I LOVE YOU.#
Joshua's URL:
/jkat2X (again, changed the last thingy)
"YONG BU FEN LI.OKAYY.#"

Oh yes indeedy LMPT. Your husband is 87 and you are a secondary kid.

More About Joshua

Schools(Other):
I WANT YOU.#
Occupation:
I MISS YOU.#
Affiliations:
IM SORRY.#
Hobbies and Interests:
FORGIVE ME.#
Favorite Books:
DUI BU QI.#
Favorite Movies:
WO MEN KE YI HUI DAO GUO QU MAH?#
Favorite Music:
WO HUI JING JING BAO ZHU NI.#
Favorite TV Shows:
BU ZAI RANG NI LI KAI WO.#
Zodiac Sign:
Taurus
About Me:
YONG BU FEN LI.OKAYY.#
Who I Want to Meet:
WO HUI AI NI XIANG NI ZHEN XI NI.#

BU ZAI RANG NI LI WO ER QU.#

ADD ME AT BABYDEVIL_CLAWZ@HOTMAIL.COM.

KATH.DUI BU QII.WO AII NII.

Oh. My. Goodness. How fake can this get? No real guy will EVER do this to his friendster profile. Seriously. It degrades all macho-ness of his male gender. Tsk.

AND! Most interestingly, his comments (what used to be testimonials.) Check it out.

TWO Comments by LMPT!!!! WOW.

Posted 21/02/2007 05:34
!DEARDEAR.

SORRY NARHS. SO LONG NEBER WRITE IU TESTIMONIAL NEHS.

HARHS. WHRE DID IU GO?

IE MISS IU. DARLINQQ!

DN AVOID ME LIKE IU DID LAST YEAR.

AVOID ME SINCE VALENTINES TILL MY BIRTHDAY.

SUDDENLY POP OUT!

ARGHHHS!!

IE MISS IU LOTS LOTS.

DN LIKE THAT LE NARHS. OK??

LOVE IU MUCH MUCH LOVE ME BACK&& MUAQQS!

*KATH!
&& TAKECARES :)

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Posted 20/08/2005 02:24
::_________//Joshua][aka][Lao`gong][

hhaiiyoo....uuuuu........DA LAN ZHUU!!!!

owaess sleep....denn sumoree need mii morniin calll hhaiishh.....ii osoo need tuhh sleep dde nehx!!!!!

lols....kaes la.....saaee sumtiink guud bouut euu bbahhx....ggt to noee hiim throughh myy cousiin gorr....

hhe llovess`bbasketball][
`commputerr....
`arrcade....
`soccerr....

kaeyy..therre goess eurr testiimoniiall lliaaox......

::___________//Kathhleen][aka][Lao`po][

Wonderful romance isn't it? *gacks* Let's go back to LMPT's friendster page and dig though all of her 748 comments! :D

Here it is! On the 5th last page!

JoshuaPosted 21/08/2005 06:44
::_______________//LaoPo....

hiie....iim back to continue my testi.....

humphh.....diis tiime rounnd.....

wad should ii rite leh???

well....

crap along bahx....

kaes.....

hmm...lemme c.....hw should ii continue my testi lehx.........

well....i think its the end my the episode2 of my testimonial le....

kaes...stay tuned to my 3rd episode of da testimonial lor....lols...

::_________][LaoGong][kLaOtVhE][
stay tuned...tobe continued....

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JoshuaPosted 03/10/2005 05:24
h e y g i r l . . .

s o r i s o l o n g n v h a l p u 2
c o n t i n u e t h e e p i s o d e s. . .
p a i s e h h o r x. . .

h a h a . . . r m b y t d. . . a t
s t a g m o n t . . . u a n d y o u r s i s...
d i s i a o m i i h o r x . . .
g o o d l o r z u. . .

s a e i w e a r j e r s e y g o
s t a g m o n t. . .v e r i d i u l i a n h o r?

g o s t a g m o n t p l a y
b a s k e t b a l l n i d t o w e a r
t u x e d o m e h x?l o l s

k a e s l a r . . . s o h o w u r s i s
t i n k o f t h e s a m??

t e l l h e r h e s t i l l o n s h e l f . . .

n o b o d y r e s e r v e d h i m. . .

h a h a . . .

b u t h o n e s t l y u r s i s a n d m y b r o g o t f u q i l i a n l e h x. . .

p s s . . . d o n t e l l h e r . . .

i d o n w a n k e n a h e r s u a n s
a g a i n. . .

o k l i a o t y m s u p . . .

3 r d e p i s o d e e n d. . .
s t a y t u n e d f o r n e x t.
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JoshuaPosted 26/01/2006 00:24
][ k a t h ][

i veri long no rite testii 4 yoo le hor??


kae...give u tish...hapi..

ur bdae den give u mur....

don tok le...mi bz...

][ l a o g o n g ][

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I shall not continue further than this. I'll leave it up to you to decide if LMPT is a poser, desperate enough for a boyfriend to do this, attention-seeking, attention-deprived or, AN INNOCENT WIDDLE GIRL. :D

Till then readers! Cheers!

-aal#1